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An ugly girl came up to me.
"Will you kiss me?", she asked.
7 l% h4 J: i% W% ]  E! a+ DI lifted my head up and had a look at her.
* v; H. @7 c& p/ n  f' X"Sorry, I won't."
% ]* }2 ?9 T: H" }  G5 SJust the moment I spoke, the girl became a paragraph of English words full of mistakes.

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市井之徒

cen you speak  #中文#。

小孔是學徒

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