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An ugly girl came up to me.
' }! G) p& P% [8 f) D. `& u"Will you kiss me?", she asked.
0 l' I0 W5 P/ i; G: ]8 G- H( sI lifted my head up and had a look at her.
& M2 ]9 {  @6 y( L7 }4 V! Y- I"Sorry, I won't."
Just the moment I spoke, the girl became a paragraph of English words full of mistakes.
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cen you speak  #中文#。

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